Hi Veet—Great job with your new “Don’t Risk Dudeness" campaign! I LOVE the implication that a paramedic would be palpably disgusted by one-day-old stubble as she administered emergency treatment! Your depiction of a boyfriend’s morning horror was as hilarious as it was accurate. I can’t tell you how many times this very scenario plays out in my bedroom.
YOU NAILED IT! Congratulations for insulting women everywhere, and luring them over to the dark side of shaving their legs whenever they want to—or not at all.
Heavens above! Save us from hairy women!
"Also on 1st August, Germany declared war on Russia. When presenting his declaration of war, the German Ambassador accidentally gave the Russians both copies of the declaration of war, one which claimed that Russia refused to reply to Germany and the other that said Russia’s replies were unacceptable.”
“I’m not a person who likes to use fiction as a means. I think it’s an irreducible thing, fiction. It’s itself. It’s not a movie, it’s not a political tract, it’s not a slogan. The ways in which I have thought politically, the proteins of that have to be broken down and forgotten about, until it comes out as the sweat on your skin.”
Just finished God of Small Things last night, and I’m still reeling from it. The language is lush, lyrical, and funny, the story just devastating, and more and more so the further into the book you get. According to this excellent profile in the New York Times, it sounds like she is at work on a new novel.
Thanks to the previous post I have been listening to "Walking in the Folly" almost non-stop! I wanted to post the lyrics, becuase I think they are rare in how beautiful they are: with the literary inventions (come alove, mucky verge, interbeen) and vivid images, I think it could stand alone as a poem. Colour me impressed!
Walking In The Folly
Cheering twigs down a river
Camouflaged by winter’s subtle colors
I have come alove
Muddy water shushed
Me back in my body
Met with longing
I have interbeen
Wintering, in his rumbling brown
Revisiting language unsettlingly round
Two warm hands inside your wooly vest
Do your best to act unimpressed
And to separate the day from the daydream
Two bodies on a centerboard
Muddy water over safety orange
And beneath, the sharpened teeth
Of the muskellunge slip by
Spidery air on the bottom bare
In the out house at night
Soft sand in your hand
but you’re gripping too tight
I have swam past his fingers.
They were perfect fifths in two rivers
I have secured to memory the shiver
I thought one of us would be lost
Walking in the folly
Body follows body
Instead, I’ve been roused
From the couch hunch
Where I have been
I have found new ground
To plant the old seed in
I have left just a thumbprint
In the midst of his chin
I have been pushed back from the edge
By just the wind
Hiked down to the human town
to try it all again
Knocked off a stock song to forget about it in