Shhh. Everybody just shut up. I have some news about Shruti.
What is it? I don’t have all day.
I pray that the news reveals Shruti’s unwavering faith in my sixpack.
I just hope the news is something about…wait what was I saying?
I may only be revealing half of my shoulder but I hope to get the full report about Shruti.
Tell us the news please. This paperclip necklace isn’t going to swing itself suggestively over my head.
Hey what are you guys talking about? I just got back from reffing the Brazil - Colombia quarterfinal.
You guys are so impatient! It’s time to reveal the news that…
It’s Shruti’s birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But again, everybody be cool.